Wednesday, March 05, 2008
The Mas Rap
Verse 1:
Some say "Meh", some say "Huh!?"
Uncle Wong says it's time to find Mas
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help cover our ass at the end of the day!
Wash PM hands clean whenever we can
Wash with CNA, then at least can mope
When you see trouble, run away quickly
"Kiasu" a bit - be safe, not sorry!
Try not to fire any minister
Wait a few months lah, wait and see
Eh why you rush to push the blame?
Use Police Chief lah, use your brain!
Getting protection from this ruckus
Means getting wealthy - inside us
Don't take the blame and become too poor
And make us only able to say "Oh dear"!
Good media control and military
Makes sure nobody laughs at gahmen
Eat without complaints your bullshit
Then you won't find yourself in the pits!
WKS say don't play play
Or this stupid Mas is here to stay
But we can find him, you and me
Help find Mas in our country!
Mas is the bastard I just want to minus
No more surprises if you JUST DIE, JUST DIE, JUST DIEEEEE
Can't Mas me baby,
(Haha, nice try)
And I don't mean maybe
I must be steady, and USE MY BRAIN, USE MY BRAIN, USE MY BRAAAAIN
Verse 2:
Some say "Meh", some say "Huh!?"
Uncle Wong says it's time to find Mas
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help cover our ass at the end of the day!
If you see Mas, give an alert
Even if we are jerks (and don't post a reward)
Don't be hero and catch him yourself
Give us some glory lah, give us face!
Take a bus, see our poster
See that one face, he's the spoiler
Wait for toilet break to run away
Give us so much trouble in a day!
Think you see Mas call 999
Police car will come and find
To bring him back to Whitley in a fit
Where they know security like I know bullshit!
Mas, if you kenna "Quarantine" again
Don't you go out on penalty of pain
"Tahan" a while and cooperate
Don't give everybody a big headache!
WKS say don't play play
Or this stupid Mas is here to stay
But we can find him, you and me
Help find Mas in our country!
Mas is the bastard I just want to minus
No more surprises if you JUST DIE, JUST DIE, JUST DIE IN A FIREEEEE
Can't Mas me baby,
(Haha, nice try)
And I don't mean maybe
I must be steady, and USE MY BRAIN, USE MY BRAIN, USE MY BRAAAAIN
Verse 3:
Some say "Meh", some say "Huh!?"
Uncle Wong says it's time to find Mas
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help cover our ass at the end of the day!
Keep our country's reputation clean and green
Because nowadays, Malaysia is mean
Don't leave your bumboats for this Mas Selamat
Unless you want him to run, alamak!
...Oh fuck this, I can't satire for shit.