Monday, December 12, 2011
HidoiBot's markov chat plugin got extended to generate (imperfect) haiku today.
Cosmic Equine
Remain the question
in some huge amount you eat
and the big bang horse
You Wouldn't Download A Modem
Downloaded a modem
pig disgusting file crashes
all the sky with me!
Tonight
Flattened and squirming
for breath evaporates off
then suddenly lunge
Last Night
Accidentally
this is really terrific
no do not no we
Tomorrow Night
Penis robot tight-lipped
smile which settled around him
as sluggish thoughts moiled
Kernel of Truth
Multiple images
of Princess Molestia hates
kernel modules
Untitled XXI
Surprisebuttsex
probed Marvin and trudged back up
his nose and blinked wait
42
Happily lend the
best pan galactic gargle
howl slurrp uuuurgh should
Capitalism
Capitalism, ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho
HidoiBot, however, has the coherency of a cat trained in the classical arts of literature.
The chat brain used for this exercise contains excerpts from HHGTTG and learned chat lines. It is also constrained by the haiku format, so it makes even less sense.
Cosmic Equine
Remain the question
in some huge amount you eat
and the big bang horse
You Wouldn't Download A Modem
Downloaded a modem
pig disgusting file crashes
all the sky with me!
Tonight
Flattened and squirming
for breath evaporates off
then suddenly lunge
Last Night
Accidentally
this is really terrific
no do not no we
Tomorrow Night
Penis robot tight-lipped
smile which settled around him
as sluggish thoughts moiled
Kernel of Truth
Multiple images
of Princess Molestia hates
kernel modules
Untitled XXI
Surprisebuttsex
probed Marvin and trudged back up
his nose and blinked wait
42
Happily lend the
best pan galactic gargle
howl slurrp uuuurgh should
Capitalism
Capitalism, ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho
HidoiBot, however, has the coherency of a cat trained in the classical arts of literature.
The chat brain used for this exercise contains excerpts from HHGTTG and learned chat lines. It is also constrained by the haiku format, so it makes even less sense.
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