Saturday, February 24, 2007
Let's Project Keyboard Bling and Go!
Hooray! Hoorah!
I have embarked on a journey few have went. I have started a project which will one day end. But until that day, Lao Tze willing, I will persevere on until it is done! I now officially announce my project: A more leet than a DIY Das keyboard, A DIY Das keyboard WITH BRASSO! Glossy, sleek and blank black keys galore, I vow to sand off both 104 keys and my fingers then rub away my cornified layer with polish!
However, Lao Tze unwilling, my favourite(and only, *hint hint*) digital camera has decided to suck away batteries faster than Godzilla can devour entire cities, rendering 4 batteries into display pieces. Additionally, its lens motor has got a gear loose, forcing it to be no more than an antiquity. Consequentially, there will be few to none photos until I manage to lay my hands on a new(*nudge nudge*) digital camera.(*wink wink*)
BUT DO NOT FEAR! Ingenious as I am, I have here a standard 104 key keyboard layout here for me to chart my progress into nerdom. Satisfy your visual needs!
O' frabjous day!
And now for something completely different...
The peak of mediocrity, Chingay 2007.
Somehow, dancing MPs, poor camera work, even more hand-waving MPs, uncoordinated hosts, almost the whole Parliament in the crowd, galling confusion over which language to host in, obnoxious focus on an ang-moh lady during a section of the parade, grating farewells in foreign languages, irksome advertisements breaks, dancing hosts and terrible floats fail to entertain me. I mean, who would be excited by a gymnast swinging over and over again on a bar? Or MPs doing nothing in the parade? I would very much prefer my politicians to be governing the country, not wasting their time beating drums or learning dance moves. I even had a handy cloth bag to put over my head during the 3 portions that I recall having MPs.
Callooh! Callay!
Hooray! Hoorah!
I have embarked on a journey few have went. I have started a project which will one day end. But until that day, Lao Tze willing, I will persevere on until it is done! I now officially announce my project: A more leet than a DIY Das keyboard, A DIY Das keyboard WITH BRASSO! Glossy, sleek and blank black keys galore, I vow to sand off both 104 keys and my fingers then rub away my cornified layer with polish!
However, Lao Tze unwilling, my favourite(and only, *hint hint*) digital camera has decided to suck away batteries faster than Godzilla can devour entire cities, rendering 4 batteries into display pieces. Additionally, its lens motor has got a gear loose, forcing it to be no more than an antiquity. Consequentially, there will be few to none photos until I manage to lay my hands on a new(*nudge nudge*) digital camera.(*wink wink*)
BUT DO NOT FEAR! Ingenious as I am, I have here a standard 104 key keyboard layout here for me to chart my progress into nerdom. Satisfy your visual needs!
O' frabjous day!
And now for something completely different...
The peak of mediocrity, Chingay 2007.
Somehow, dancing MPs, poor camera work, even more hand-waving MPs, uncoordinated hosts, almost the whole Parliament in the crowd, galling confusion over which language to host in, obnoxious focus on an ang-moh lady during a section of the parade, grating farewells in foreign languages, irksome advertisements breaks, dancing hosts and terrible floats fail to entertain me. I mean, who would be excited by a gymnast swinging over and over again on a bar? Or MPs doing nothing in the parade? I would very much prefer my politicians to be governing the country, not wasting their time beating drums or learning dance moves. I even had a handy cloth bag to put over my head during the 3 portions that I recall having MPs.
Callooh! Callay!