Monday, February 27, 2006
Tom is in his big house, unaware of the impending gargantuan adventure looming over him. He has this sudden compulsion to head to the toilet. He strolls towards the toilet, still oblivious of his coming challenge.
He reaches his luxurious toilet and opens the door.
ARGH! A MASSIVE LION POUNCES ON TOM, NARROWLY MISSING HIM! He quickly stumbles out of the toilet, barely escaping death.
Tom needs to use the lavatory really urgently. Being the adaptable person he is, he quickly pours out the content of his pockets and racks his brains, thinking of what to do next. His religion forbids him entering a water closet with a blue door, so don't even try thinking about that.
He has a piece of toilet paper with unknown substances on it and a ripe yellow banana. He also happens to have some dust in his pocket.
Even though Tom is one smart person (He has an IQ of 180), this task is too much for him to handle! What should he do next to pass this impending challenge?
EDIT:
Sadly no one has offered to help our hero here. After spontanously exploded into three parts, our hero is no more. He's passed on! This hero is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and has gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! He's pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!
THIS IS AN EX-HERO!