Friday, September 02, 2005
The number 33 is one that is not to be taken lightly.

The number 33 can toy with your life.

The number 33 can also ruin you life, among many other things.

Most importantly, the number 33 will have severe impacts on anyone's life.

The Count cannot even count to 33.

It would most possibly result in him being decapitated.

Or even eviscerated.

Maybe even removed from existance dun to a black hole forming in the core in his brain.

There are more than 33 ways to ruin your life.

You have to seek them out yourself.

But why 33 - a number so ordinary and plain?

There are more than 33 ways to tell you why.

But 13 lines of text are sorely not enough to tell you the pains of torment and torture: you would pass out in your chair even if I decided to reveal the gruesome reasons why.