The Gallery of Foolish Thoughts

The Poet HidoiBot

2011-12-12T18:38:00.000+08:00

HidoiBot's markov chat plugin got extended to generate (imperfect) haiku today. Cosmic Equine Remain the question in some huge amount you eat and the big bang horse You Wouldn't Download A Modem Downloaded a modem pig disgusting file crashes all the sky with me! Tonight Flattened and squirming for breath evaporates off then suddenly lunge Last Night Accidentally this is really terrific no do

Keep Thumb And Carry On

2011-11-30T22:27:00.001+08:00

Don't panic. No point panicking. Suck Thumb And Carry On was based off this, (reposted to reddit) which I am unable to find a source for. My best guess would be that it came from the forsaken reaches of HWZ. Do tell me if a verified source can be located. Keep Calm And Carry On, is of course, based off the now public domain propaganda poster from the good ol' UK. It is a tracing of the

A Cleaner NUS CodeCrunch

2011-09-19T17:17:00.003+08:00

A small Greasemonkey script to "de-uglify" NUS CodeCrunch, born out of sheer annoyance.This script changes the banner and the colours of text and links. After Before Greasemonkey script link

Reiteration III

2011-07-07T08:04:00.015+08:00

I refuse to believe it's been a year since I last did this. To recap: So I, inanely bored out of my insane mind, chanced upon something interesting to accomplish on the Internet. The task was simple: craft an album cover given the album's artist, title and image... randomly. Folk1/5Mudfork - Spare Time In Bodega Bay Mudfork's re-release of their 1997 début album, a desperate attempt by a

HidoiBot

2011-05-16T05:56:00.005+08:00

HidoiBot is an IRC bot created through the fusion of Ruby, fatigue and frustrations over the course of a week or two. As the name implies, the code is truly awful. After coding the first version and then coming to the abrupt realisation that it is a putrid mess, I then did a complete rewrite of it. HidoiBot is meant mainly for personal use, but the code is available to anyone with an Internet

TP-Link PA201KIT: A Brief Review

2011-04-21T01:42:00.006+08:00

I had, in my abode, a problem to solve -- the problem being that my Wireless G signal was too weak to establish a reliable connection with a desktop computer in the house. This particular issue was not at all helped by my neighbours, who kindly left with me a wireless access point count of twenty-four. Good job, population density.Being unable to lay down Cat5e due to the costs involved or

Design Choices

2011-02-27T17:02:00.011+08:00

"A designer knows he has achieved perfection, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."Ah, Civilization IV, how I adore you so.More observant visitors will have noticed I finally updated the site's layout. In place of Flash and tables are gratuitous CSS and divs. Here are some details on the new layout:Removal of FlashA simple decision, since Flash is a

NS: A Note

2010-11-16T16:56:00.002+08:00

I find myself back in an attempt at a hedonistic life as the end draws nears, musing if my stint played any significant part in draining away my passion for life. Things grow drab and dreary and I grow weary of such a routine. I refuse to take this for another bout of depression, however well the symptoms might fit. Prudence would dictate that it is time to get out of the downtrodden trenches,

The Reprisal 2

2010-06-25T21:23:00.010+08:00

And now for something completely rehashed. What a chore! Bored once more, These are the result of a beautiful mind thoroughly bored through with the endless, relentless drill of conscript life. Way too much terrible wordplay, that much I concede. To quote:So I, inanely bored out of my insane mind, chanced upon something interesting to accomplish on the Internet. The task was simple: craft an

The Singapore Acting Foundation Welcomes You To A Two Year Tenure

2010-04-16T00:15:00.023+08:00

Reasons Why Singapore Is A Terrible Country, Especially For Young Male AdultsLook at those garang soldiersI lead a miserable existence as a conscript of the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF), as do most my compatriots of eligible age and health. This state of despair was brought about by a combination of all that is Singapore. Indeed, I hate Singapore. I am filled with utter disdain and contempt for

One Wallpaper A Day Initiative

2010-03-14T16:10:00.013+08:00

A desperate struggle to stay productive is what this is. Click for full-sized versions.Sunday, 14th of MarchPhotoshop, 30 minutes.Nominated for general bad-assery. Tarantino's films are slick to the core.I've been always interested in typography, and a desire to create kinetic typography sprung up a few days ago. Being the sloth that I am, a compromise was reached with myself to create a simple

The PSP, With Bookr, As An eReader

2010-02-26T01:52:00.002+08:00

It is of utmost importance to note that I have had no personal experience with other eReaders, so I am judging the PSP as an eReader solely based on its merits and shortcomings.There are a few methods to read books on a PSP:1. HTML files, which are totally acceptable - and mediocre - for book reading,2. Image files, a very much less acceptable book form for the PSP and,3. bookr, homebrew eReader

The Fool's Lament

2010-02-17T21:39:00.006+08:00

Another day, another mental imbalance.I wonder why we suffer from such episodes and realise the answer was the problem itself -- dreams.There's this peculiar, symbiotic relationship dreams share with me. They force me into states of mind where all my dreams are shattered through the simple act of their consideration. These dreams, I discern, are all too impossible to reach and to even touch the

ORD Checker v2

2010-02-08T00:14:00.012+08:00

Here's your disgusting ORD checker for you to idolise every single day.Here's your filthy readme for this lousy script I wrote.Here's your smelly download, you ingrate.Readme for ORD Checker v2Released 080210Created by GYNGIncludes*ORD.rb (source)*ORD.exe (what you want to run)*orddb.txt (database)*readme.txt (this file)Features*Input validation*Storage of ORDs in a TXT file*Ability to insert ORD

The Month Who Lept Through Time

2010-02-01T02:17:00.014+08:00

A quick comparison of various monospace typefaces for text-heavy applications, anti-aliased.Now, I am fully aware that similar comparisons have been done before, including this , featured on reddit not too long ago. However, the essence of this article is slightly different, as the focus is not on programming, but instead more on text-heavy uses, such as chat and word processing.Now, why would I

An Eternal Slumber

2009-12-20T16:17:00.002+08:00

And the gargantuan beast was slainthrough the efforts of time, and time alone.The denizens of the land once more return to their toiland again find their lands changed.What was once a tranquil foresthad corrupted deeply --but they cared not.For the taint was little compared to that of the evil.New evils are lurking around the cornerand the inhabitants unaware, unprepared.Perhaps this will not be

Sayonara, Amigos

2009-12-14T23:05:00.004+08:00

Goodbye, and good riddance.

This Is The End, Dear Friends

2009-11-26T23:23:00.000+08:00

Days pass; finality ensues.Soon the day will melt with the setting sun into a calm and peaceful night.But wait!A silhouette on the horizon -Is that the knightly villain!?Pray that it becomes one of the Devil as it draws close,For once a deal has been made with him,It can never be breached.The reckoning beckons, its call long and haunting.

Carry On, My Wayward Son

2009-11-01T00:54:00.001+08:00

This has been a century; a herculean effort.The future is obscured, the path shaken.A fork is in the road and rocks hurt the flow -It is imperative that one endures.

Memorandum

2009-09-09T21:09:00.004+08:00

44 Reasons To Hate Singapore

2009-08-09T15:56:00.002+08:00

1. Kids have it good here... and then have to slave for two years in the name of National Service.2. Our women take the lead. Not surprising when males are two years behind.3. We care for causes... which benefit us.4. We champion the underdog, and then they end up earning much more than us, the guys who slog through the normal route of education.5. We love some (controlled) chaos, which isn't

Explorations of Ruby

2009-07-26T16:17:00.013+08:00

Getting bored one fine weekend, I decided to start learning Ruby, a scripting language. My impressions of Ruby thus far have all been positive - it is much more fun to code in than C or Actionscript. Here is a simple example program I just coded learning Ruby, and while it might not be of the highest quality I hope it'll be of some help to someone out there.#Heat Index Calculator in Celsius#

Skywriting

2009-07-17T00:54:00.003+08:00

My teachers would have commented on how bad my handwriting is. Piss off, scores of teachers! It's not ugly, it's beautiful.

A Hundred Dollars Of GST Credits For My Kingdom

2009-06-29T00:22:00.004+08:00

These fleeting ideas escape from my grasp, and I, sighing, despise existence. The tools lay idle while the master rots in desolation.As I trudge wearily on into the second quarter of my uneventful conscript life, the drudgery begins to materialise into shackles of the mind. Ah, how I long to break free from the chains of every Singaporean man's fate in a creative big bang! It is during this

Sure Is Albums

2009-05-13T22:36:00.004+08:00

So I, inanely bored out of my insane mind, chanced upon something interesting to accomplish on the Internet. The task was simple: craft an album cover given the album's artist, title and image... randomly.The band's name would be the title of a random article from Wikipedia; the title the final few words of a random quote from Wikiquotes and a random picture would be the album art, courtesy (or

On JC Life

2009-03-21T21:20:00.010+08:00

I was fortunate enough to have experienced three months of Preliminary Admissions Exercise, a probationary form of enrolment into pre-university institutions, when I was 16. January of 2007 started as anyone would, at the beginning of a new phase of life - hardworking and trying to impress. Then came the inevitable slump along with February, when laziness and truancy crept in, leading to daily

On Army Life

2009-03-16T03:53:00.005+08:00

Boredom fosters creativity; creativity stifles it.Extreme boredom, however, only sucks your soul dry in a very, very, torturous fashion.As contact is gradually lost with the past, I think to myself - this isn't what I had in mind.The utopia has become a dystopia; childhood's end is near.Just like in the book, I fear my mind is being absorbed into the singularity that is Singularpore.

Acoustic Energy Aego-M Review

2009-03-01T02:01:00.006+08:00

Another recommendation by the Internet, the Aego-M caught my attention quickly enough with rave reviews and an attractive price point.The Aego-M is a 2.1 speaker system from Acoustic Energy, a company I had not seen until I went looking for speakers on the Internet. My Creative 5.1 T5100 was in the process of dying a horrible death after 7 years of faithful service. It would have been working

Unicomp Customizer 104 Review

2009-02-20T21:25:00.011+08:00

I finally gave in to my year-long desire for a mechanical keyboard, birthed when I first read a review on Slashdot. Using a chunk of my measly National Service recruit conscript pay of 420 SGD I ordered a black/grey Customizer 104, an IBM Model M "clone", on the Unicomp site.In my order, I requested two things:1. A black, blank keyboard which my old keyboard has. I had read that they did them on

Only Eating, Talking And Idling

2009-01-13T20:00:00.003+08:00

(Click me)(Yes, I realise there is a spelling mistake in there)Oh, I think I forgot to mention how awesome OETI is.

2009, Year of the Hell

2009-01-01T00:11:00.001+08:00

Hell, indeed.

DOHOHOHOHO

2008-12-10T20:00:00.002+08:00

Guns don't kill people,National Service does!/slaps own wrist in a fit of laughterSo, yeah. National Service. I better not die a slave to a country.

Alas! Such Is Life

2008-11-14T02:11:00.005+08:00

Gentlemen, it seems that I am not what I believed myself to be.Fantasy consumes me with ever increasing intensity and my daydreams exude an aloof appearance. It is only in this final, yet crucial time when motivation slips away, ever silently -- and sloth overwhelms me, ever cruelly. Self-confidence is in the doldrums, but still the march of time taunts me, threatening to snuff my introspections

Operation Cleansing

2008-08-10T22:28:00.005+08:00

Ugh, I hate Jurong West. Land of filth and its disgusting progeny. I shaln't speak any further, or I'll be charged for seditious comments.Moving on, it sure is scary what post-processing can do to images. Much like how makeup can make females look like absolute clowns.GP sure is Hell.

Platform Information Panel

2008-08-06T02:31:00.002+08:00

This started out as a desktop shell instead. Hence the weather.While the "Connecting Buses" panel looks barren, keep in mind that some stations are also bus interchanges. Those would probably flood the entire screen with numbers.Yes, that advertisement's photo is real. I took it myself. With enough dedication, you could probably figure out where I live. Just don't stalk me. I have >9000 guard

Good Times

2008-07-13T14:16:00.008+08:00

Good Times.Receiving the letter for my National Service medical status triggered a thought process in me. The realisation that I had to carry a gun in the coming years filled me with dread, the kind of dread which fills you with heaps of melancholy. This dread came packaged with joy, for it will also mark the end of two years of torturous Junior College life. This train of thought soon found

Nice Day For A Stroll.

2008-06-20T22:49:00.009+08:00

Not really.

Za Warudoclock

2008-06-06T01:50:00.005+08:00

ZA WARUDOCLOCKWRYYY

A picture is always more powerful than mere words. What is your view?

2008-05-12T22:58:00.002+08:00

Q: "A picture is always more powerful than mere words. What is your view?" There is a never-ending war of words between the believers who think words are more powerful than pictures and those who feel otherwise. It is a foolish argument, for each has its merits and shortcomings; prudence would only dictate that we utilise both mediums to their strengths. I must, however, for the sake of

Guidelines Towards A Semi-Decent Blog

2008-03-31T03:10:00.006+08:00

It irks me once and again to see ugly, unnavigable and obnoxious sites on the Internet. To stem this vulgar trend of seeing an increasing number of OHMYGODMEINEYES travesties on the Internet, I have decided to write a guide to blog design. I understand that there are already numerous style guides for webpages written by more qualified people out there. Feel free to google for them if you

Mas Rap

2008-03-05T23:32:00.003+08:00

The Mas RapVerse 1:Some say "Meh", some say "Huh!?"Uncle Wong says it's time to find MasEverybody, we have a part to playTo help cover our ass at the end of the day!Wash PM hands clean whenever we canWash with CNA, then at least can mopeWhen you see trouble, run away quickly"Kiasu" a bit - be safe, not sorry!Try not to fire any ministerWait a few months lah, wait and seeEh why you rush to push

Things Currently Terribly Wrong With TF2, Whine Edition

2008-02-27T01:04:00.008+08:00

Things Currently Terribly Wrong With TF2, Whine Edition1. SoldiersThis is the main gripe most players have with TF2, judging from the response on the official forums. Statistics for TF2 will back this claim up and tell you that the soldier is quite overpowered.Data collected 02-19-2008 - 02-26-2008A fifth of damage is dealt by the soldier in a game with nine classes? This isn't really due to the

Zepplinoket WIP

2008-02-06T16:08:00.000+08:00

Could have used more snapshots, better lighting, technique and skill but I wanted to flush the blog clean of poor quality. Final version can be found if you are smart enough. Also, click for larger version.

A Question I Wish I Never Asked

2007-12-05T02:07:00.000+08:00

"The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself." - Publius Syrus What is happiness?No, not the worldly things which drive it such as genes, beauty, money or family, but instead what its true essence is. What drives us to seek happiness and avoid sadness?"You must be mad," you say.Look deeper and wonder: What causes us to feel happiness - could happiness simply be caused by

Browser Compatibility

2007-10-22T19:39:00.000+08:00

It has come to my attention that my blog's layout is not entirely compatible with all web browsers out there. I shall address your concerns with well-thought out answers.Firefox: Oh, don't worry, your excellent web browser is fully compatible with my layout.IE7: Please visit related site in order to fix your browser: http://www.ie7.com/Opera: I'm sorry, nobody really cares. I would have

Nihilism

2007-09-10T03:28:00.000+08:00

So, tell me all about it.Well, Andrew, what do you think the meaning of life is?That's a tough question- Is it to live?Some might say- Or is it to die?Definitely not! To live just to die is simply illogical! Exactly! My dear Andrew, dying just to live is therefore logical!I would prefer it if you call me Mr. Pea, but please elaborate. I shall, I shall.Well, go on! You are a protein-based

Quoted For Truth

2007-07-16T23:52:00.003+08:00

#include int main(void){printf('\"Same shit, different day\"\n\nNow, if they feed us with even more drivel, I swear I'll turn into a rabid monkey and slaughter them.\n\nNote that the purpose of this post is to remove evidence of my falling standard of English off the front page.\n\nAlso note that I hate depressed emos.\nWhich is rather unfortunate since I'm feeling emo right now.\

The Story of A Man

2007-05-22T18:09:00.000+08:00

A man proposed to have gay sex with me today. He wore a typical army green "Ah Beng" netting shirt, Bermudas and had a face with the consistency of the surface of the moon. He stalked me from the traffic junction all the way to the ground floor of my apartment. He pitched himself as a man trying to do a survey for a book. Naturally, I was curious, and so agreed to do a survey. His first

The Bell Curve

2007-05-14T22:21:00.000+08:00

The Bell CurveI wish I could start with another long-winded introduction to lure unsuspecting readers into my tale, but I can't. I simply can't due to this god damned bout of depression I'm facing now. It was just another Sunday with golden sunlight blaring down through the windows, shading all objects in the house with a rustic hue of brown. It had rained in the afternoon, and it made me feel

Review: LOLI RIPE - lol fun musics: The new wave of superstructured elitism

2007-03-22T22:21:00.000+08:00

Artist: LOLI RIPEAlbum: lol fun musics: The new wave of superstructured elitism (2007)Length: 20:19Genre: Lolicore/HeadacheWebsite: myspace.com/loliripeTracks:01 - Kogva02 - OH ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀!03 - Tamil04 - Fopje flauw mopje05 - Oh loli all ∑(￣∀￣ )06 - You turn me into a drooling psycho07 - lol fun musics08 - Pussy pussy pussy09 - Bitches do, in fact, know about my dick10 - 48 lolz of power11 - 「

Starhub's Speed Examination

2007-03-14T03:57:00.000+08:00

Well well, it's another of my early morning escapades! This time I have decided to test Starhub's Internet speeds. What I have uncovered is very(well, maybe) interesting indeed:Speeds can exceed advertised speedLinks to other countries suck a lot as expectedI'm on MaxOnline Express. It advertises a download speed of 6000kbps and I have not seen anything about it's upload speed. I estimate it to

Let's Project Keyboard Bling and Go!

2007-02-24T22:03:00.000+08:00

Let's Project Keyboard Bling and Go!Hooray! Hoorah!I have embarked on a journey few have went. I have started a project which will one day end. But until that day, Lao Tze willing, I will persevere on until it is done! I now officially announce my project: A more leet than a DIY Das keyboard, A DIY Das keyboard WITH BRASSO! Glossy, sleek and blank black keys galore, I vow to sand off both 104

Tech Shit

2007-02-19T01:44:00.000+08:00

Tech ShitSo you, the only person other than myself who visits this page, might have noticed a subtle change in the blog layout. I have migrated to Soviet Russia and have been ordered by the Ministry of Information to change the title to Russian.Now for something completely different - the oh so witty captions are pseudorandom and there are over 120 different ones. Oh the huge manatee!Postscript:

The Limerick Story

2007-01-18T17:19:00.000+08:00

The Limerick StoryThere was once a Crusader of LightWho made a superb Sabre of Might.He killed a manAnd then he ranFrom a dragon ten times his height.There was once a soldier with a gunFighting enemies under the sunBlood was spilled,He got killedBy a friend who went on the run.There was once an innocent boywhose father had made his dog a toy.His dog went mad- Bit him dead,Bringing Death enormous

Retrospection: 2006

2006-12-31T04:49:00.000+08:00

Retrospection: 2006I for one welcome our new overlords.2006 was just about as short as this post.

Melancholy

2006-12-26T04:12:00.000+08:00

Melancholy of Har- BoredomRhetorical query: What do you do when you are bored, suffering from insomnia and happen to have a doodle in Photoshop at 4am?Condescending answer: Why, you doodle on a doodle, of course.

Charles Darwin's foobar2000

2006-12-20T04:49:00.000+08:00

Presenting the evolutionary history of my foobar layout:01. The first incarnation of my foobar layout. It's the default layout...02. ...which promptly transmogrified into this after a painstaking implantation of cover art, song properties and columns.03. The next evolutionary turn my layout took was hatched after some stealing from the Internet and massive code surgery.04. I then went back and

This Be A Work In Progress

2006-11-29T03:51:00.000+08:00

This is a WIP.Edit:8th December 2006This is a WIP. Again.Edit:9th December 2006I think I screwed up here. Fukken clouds and colours.Edit:10th December 2006:Hopefully the final version. Fukken clouds.

The Strict Times

2006-09-21T18:40:00.000+08:00

Hmm...They banned this,But not something like this?

Google Analytics

2006-08-18T17:42:00.000+08:00

I got a Google Analytics account.(This post was created to remove that hastily crafted flash off the front page.)

Anybody Can Be A Singapore Deity

2006-07-26T22:20:00.001+08:00

Anybody Can Be A Singapore Deityhttp://www.rvnet.ath.cx/guoyou/WOOOT.swf (31/03/08: removed embed, bad choice mang)Yes, it's me and my annoying voice in it. Yes, it's the song for the silly dance we were forced to do three years ago. Yes, it's for your viewing pleasure. And please forgive my hastily done flash mock-up.

The Shortsman Narrative

2006-07-02T00:11:00.007+08:00

The Shortsman NarrativeChapter 0: PreludeThe formation of the Guild of Pants occurred in 1766, in London. The founding members were Pants H., Hole, P and Shirt T.. It was conceived with the notion of promoting the use of pants, be it long or short, among men of all social classes in England. Even though the word "Pants" was considered vulgar during their time, the association was revolutionary,

Cave Story (洞窟物語 - Doukutsu Monogatari)

2006-06-07T14:03:00.001+08:00

Cave Story (洞窟物語 - Doukutsu Monogatari)Do you require a method to waste your time? No matter, I'm obliged to spread the word about this wonderful platformer from a small developer in Japan. This freeware game easily trumps classics such as Mario and Contra for the "Best Platformer Award" and I'll tell you why.Three separate endings, multiple unique weapons, hundreds of secrets, interesting

The Penultimate Image Guide to Using a Mammoth Mark II

2006-05-16T23:53:00.000+08:00

The Penultimate Image Guide to Using a Mammoth Mark II (MK.II)Hay guys, I'm your Commander for today and I will teach joo hawt phat lewt skillz, so listen up lads!------------------------------------------Chapter I: Origins of the MK.II------------------------------------------The Mk.II was a completely new addition to the Command and Conquer (C&C) series when Tiberian Sun came out. It became a

Episode Guide: Witch Hunter Robin (Episode 26)

2006-04-19T23:16:00.000+08:00

Episode Guide: Witch Hunter Robin (Episode 26) So I became an ass and finished all twenty-six episodes of this anime. And now I will attempt to become an asshole by sharing with you my thoughts. Episode 26 was a disappointing one. Well, at least, it seemed disappointing to me. The action in this anime only consisted of one gun firing at God. Another pathetic point of this episode is that

Shocking Revelation About the G-Shock - "G-Shock Can't Take The Shocks"

2006-03-27T22:44:00.000+08:00

Shocking Revelation About the G-Shock -"G-Shock Can't Take The Shocks"PreludeUpon stumbling upon a nice and fanciful G-Shock in my school's computer lab, I was overwhelmed by the functions it could perform. A Databank, Local Time, Alarms and a Stopwatch function was standard fare for such a watch, and it lived up to its functionality. Physically, the metal cage surrounding the watch made it seem

How To Break The 'Law'

2006-03-12T22:47:00.000+08:00

How To Break The 'Law'The first thing I need to get off the bat is: No, I am not trying to cause chaos or racial disharmony in Singapore. I am totally terrified of being prosecuted but I must write this or I'll end up like our hero Tom here.Obeying the law is a simple task, especially in sunny Singapore. However if you happen to study in the dreary education system and you're in a school like RV,

Tom's Big Adventure

2006-02-27T00:10:00.000+08:00

Tom is in his big house, unaware of the impending gargantuan adventure looming over him. He has this sudden compulsion to head to the toilet. He strolls towards the toilet, still oblivious of his coming challenge.He reaches his luxurious toilet and opens the door.ARGH! A MASSIVE LION POUNCES ON TOM, NARROWLY MISSING HIM! He quickly stumbles out of the toilet, barely escaping death.Tom needs to

2005-12-20T13:55:00.000+08:00

Edited quote:"7 Reasons For Not Updating My Blog Often1. I am plain LAZY.2. I HATE you.3. I am BUSY with school.4. The COMPLEXITY of my mind does not allow me to commit myself to such low-level degrading work often.5. Nobody ever BOTHERS to find out how interesting my life can and could possibly be like any other boring person.6. 95% of visitors do not post comments.7. I can't think of a 7th

The Truth and RV

2005-12-10T23:29:00.000+08:00

==================The Truth and RVA rant by meStarted on 10/11/05Last Edit: 26/12/05Most Likely Final==================Table of Contents:Chapter I : Once Upon A TimeChapter II : Status Quo With The HoChapter III : Rendezvous At The Rabbit TavernChapter IV : CounterspellChapter V : And They Lived Happily Ever After---------------------------------------Chapter I : Once Upon A Time-----------------

2005-12-09T12:45:00.000+08:00

"Why not a pure trend-whore minimalistic layout!?"A mininalistic layout for a content-laden site? No thanks."Why not iframes!?"Scrolling in moderate amounts is always better than no scrolling(bah you skiving pig) or obsessive scrolling(meh eyes!!!11111)."Why .PNG!?"JPEG compression ruins the picture. Plus, PNG supports transparancy."Why not a proper post!?"Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit for my

The Story of Ralph the Mouse

2005-09-15T20:49:00.000+08:00

The Story of Ralph the Mouse Ralph came into the Army with full confidence - and enthusiasm. There was food, shelter and companionship awaiting him in the Army. Ralph had always looked up to the Army as revered Gods, they were almighty and powerful. Now that he joined the Army, he was now an elite member of society. The Academy had a near-perfect record for enlistees going on to the

2005-09-02T20:52:00.000+08:00

The number 33 is one that is not to be taken lightly.The number 33 can toy with your life.The number 33 can also ruin you life, among many other things.Most importantly, the number 33 will have severe impacts on anyone's life.The Count cannot even count to 33.It would most possibly result in him being decapitated.Or even eviscerated.Maybe even removed from existance dun to a black hole forming in

2005-06-17T01:33:00.000+08:00

Sleep DeprivationThere was an article about Sleep Deprivation in teenagers. It mentioned that, even though we are unaware about it, sleep deprivation can affect us in many ways as listed beneth:"Lack of sleep may also result in irritability, blurred vision, slurred speech, memory lapses, overall confusion, hallucinations, nausea, psychosis, and eventually death." - WikipediaI CAN SCREAM THAT IT

2005-06-13T01:33:00.000+08:00

June 10th came... and passed.In it's wake, it left a great crater - a void where it will join many otherRecords from the days of my puny life.Do I really care?No, I don't think so.A record was made which tied for the least Birthday presents -Zero.Don't console me, it'll never work.If you never had any idea of consoling me, you are simply being:1. Lazy2. An Asshole=============== E X C L U S I V

2005-06-04T18:56:00.000+08:00

For the unfortunate few who have decided to read on just to fufill your needs for pleasure(and insulin), may your organs rot. Fine. Read on. THE SUDDEN DIRECTORY OF FOOLISH WEBSITES: Ctrl+Alt+Del (Web comic) Here The Kingdom of Loathing (Browser-Based MMORPG parody) An Adventurer is You! Home of the Underdogs (Abandonware/Freeware) Here Hamachi (LAN over TCP/IP) In primative language, LAN

2004-12-25T13:52:00.000+08:00

comments re-enabled. past coments will be lost, sadly.

2004-12-19T12:32:00.000+08:00

Seriously, I doubt anyone visits this anymore. Updates will now most likely become when i type a rant.

The Meaning of School Holiday Assignments

2004-12-15T16:33:00.000+08:00

THE MEANING OF SCHOOL HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENTSand what they perpetuate it as 15/12/2004and no, I haven't started on my homework. ============================Chapter one: What is a School Holiday?============================ The School Holidays have started and students all over Singapore rush out of schools in an exuberant mood, for the exams

Totalism and RV

2004-07-20T22:22:00.000+08:00

Please comment on any mistakes.To all the pitiful people who visit my deserted blog, I hereby present:-----------------------------------------Totalism and RVby an self-perceived outcastUpdates :10/11/2005(Final v2)-Broken links fixed-Lame prologue removed-----------------------------------------DISCLAMIER : The following article might be distressing for you. If you think you will be offended,

2004-07-20T22:10:00.000+08:00

...my patience is waning... ...i'm getting annoyed...

2004-04-15T16:45:00.000+08:00

yawn...

2004-04-08T21:04:00.000+08:00

Actionscript Awards sucks. School sucks. I rock. Want money I. Wishlist many things. WISHLIST 1. Digital Camera (Pro Pro Type about $2000) 2. DVD Combo Drive 3. MP3 Player (1GB) 4. UT2004 Game ($59.90) 5. Webcam 6. New optical scroll mouse 7. Secret Diary of Adrian Mole series 8. Gamepad & Joystick (2 of each if possible) 9. Thumbdrive 10. External hard drive (60GB will do) 11. Card reader

2004-04-06T22:26:00.000+08:00

Monotonous. Tired. Bored. Everything is getting boring. For example : Chinese Spelling. So many things to learn, so little time. Blog Writing. ALways the same things to put on. CCA. Scoldings everytime. School.Same routine, everyday. Life just plain sucks. How I wished that something really funny will appear. It's been eons since I had a good hearty laugh. Not even the Cantonese YMCA or

2004-04-04T09:10:00.000+08:00

7 Reasons For NOT Updating My Blog Often 1. I am plain LAZY. 2. I HATE you. 3. I am BUSY with school. 4. The COMPLEXITY of my mind does NOT allow for such low-level degrading work often. 5. Nobody ever BOTHERS to find out how interesting my life can and could possibly be. 6. 99% of visitors do not post comments. 7. Rarely do people appreciate my BLOODY DAMN WORK. Life just plain sucks. Goodbye

2004-02-18T18:17:00.000+08:00

Accident just happened between a SBS bus and a Nissan car below my block... 3 people in car, driver injured badly. Many people in bus, none injured. I heard a loud screeching of brakes and then a bang. Soon, Fire Engines and an ambulance arrived. Then they went. Failed my Chinese test :'( by 3 marks. Darn it.

2004-02-15T19:32:00.000+08:00

Got myself a new watch. Science Project meeting was a failure. We'll be cooking Vegetarian Bee Hoon tomorrow. How interesting can that be. Boring and sleepy week. Signing out.

2004-02-10T20:51:00.000+08:00

Ergh~ Sick & Sleepy... Fever + Sore Throat yesterday, Cultural Night was a blast, though I was a runner (boo...). But nevermind about that. On Saturday, I got to visit for the last time my abandoned grandma's house. It WAS big and beautiful, but has since detoriated. e.g. paint peeling, weeds everywhere, leaking roof. took a few pictures before my batteries died out (damn!). will release soon.

2004-02-07T15:00:00.001+08:00

~woot! (31/03/08 Snip: wwwwwwww personal info) (comp club senior) said that I could go to Cultural Night flimimg tommorow! She and the Club President says that it is unfair that all the people fliming Cultural night are from robo. (31/03/08 Snip: wwwwwwww personal info) are all from robo with the expection of (31/03/08 Snip: wwwwwwww personal info).This also means that I'll be missing my Chinese

2004-02-06T22:50:00.000+08:00

Mewt! new design. NOTE THAT THIS IS ONLY FOR IE! contains an edited version of mr. push me from javascript source. heavy use of layers. Maths test over the bonus question was darn easy! Free 5 marks! But did not know how ot convert properly, lost quite a few marks. First nice average length post in quite some time. I wonder why i'm not going for multimedia fliming duty on Cultural Night. Weird.

2004-01-01T17:45:00.000+08:00

Happy new year. Still yet to finish hw. Why are we here. What is our purpose. There is a spoon. Maybe not. Ugh. Bored.

2003-10-05T22:25:00.000+08:00

ooohhhh... its my End of Year exams tommorow and i'm not eXcItEd at all. maybe it's the weather. maybe it's my chair. oh what the heck.

2003-09-30T19:56:00.000+08:00

Long time no talk. Exams are coming and i am having the dreaded fear of . Oh Well. BYE!!!

2003-08-20T21:55:00.000+08:00

Long time no update... Sorry! Just putting the NJRC site together, gotta hand it in by Friday. Common test tommorow, starts with science.It ends next thursday, as next friday is teacher's day, me and my ex-school mates are going back to primary school to do the sundance. got to go, have to study for THE test tommorow...

2003-07-24T20:20:00.000+08:00

post deleted by myself for offensive content to me

2003-07-15T23:26:00.000+08:00

Started construction on our robot. It is a bit long, and uses black and white bits. I think it might be called the bumblebee. We are planning to get MacDonalds to sponser us. Now, we have to write journals for the competition.

2003-07-11T18:37:00.000+08:00

Went to the NJRC breifing at Science Center, a bit late. I hate Service 176. Luckily we wern't that late. Actually sec 1s are not supposed to go, but we still went and missed lessons (mine was art) and for some of us, the PDP programe. :D

2003-07-08T20:07:00.000+08:00

It seems that all the Com Club sec 1s are going to NJRC this year eith a few sec 2s. I will(?) miss 1 hour of school on Friday. Boo hoo, my favourite lessons - art and history...

2003-07-07T14:44:00.000+08:00

It's YOUTH DAY!!! so it means i don't have to go to school today!!! YOO HOO! Went to Jurong Bird Park with my class today. I only liked one part - feeding the birds with LIVE mealworms on my hands, it's so COOL...

2003-06-27T12:09:00.000+08:00

It seems nobody visits this page except me - how sad. All my time and effort only for myself - how sad. I TOTALLY forgot that I had to go back to school yesterday. Luckily 60% of the pupils do not go back. Left with 70% of my holiday homework. Woke up at 11:17am today.It's the dullest point of my life. Websites I frequent are not updated frequent enough. Sigh*